Behind the Burner 18

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03/11/2016 at 08:00 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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What do we know so far?

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They have two RWD cars with a total of 6 cylinders.

Their cars are gasoline powered and each have 4 wheels.

Their cars are registered in the EU.

One car is a non AMG, non C, A, or S class, 4 cylinder Mercedes conceived in Baden-Württemberg, produced in Bremen.

One car is probably a Polish Fiat. The badge is just Fiat. It has 2 cylinders.

Their cars were made in 1998 and 1999

They are not PatBateman or Flavien Vidal


DISCUSSION (40)


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 14:35

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The German car is a Mercedes C, CLK, SL, SLK, or GLK class. All built in Bremen. I’m leaning towards C class, since I don't know of anyone who owns any others besides JGrabowMSt. Other car is either a Volvo, Maserati, Fiat, or Ferrari. So it's most likely someone with a C class and a Volvo if I'm not mistaken.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 14:52

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How do you know Mercedes?


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 14:55

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He said its from Baden-Wurttemberg, which is the home of Daimler. And the five cars I mean ruined are built in Bremen, which he says is his car’s birthplace.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 14:57

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Ah, didn’t see the comment extension.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:04

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He said it was a car that had one circle in the badge and was from Stuttgart.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:05

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Could it possibly be Smart? Only 6 cylinders between both cars.


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:07

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Update says it's a Merc, but the six total cylinders thing is throwing me off.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:08

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Well Smart is owned by Mercedes and has a 3 cylinder. That also means the other car would be a 3 banger.

Maybe one is electric?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 15:08

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They have two RWD cars with a total of 6 cylinders

total of 6 so that would mean 2 and 4 or 3 and 3 or 6 and electric?


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:09

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OOOH! I think the second car might be a Fiat Panda TwinAir or another 2 cylinder Fiat. Fits the description perfectly. So that means they have a 4 cylinder Mercedes, most likely C class.

Edit: hang on, those are front drive. Maybe opposaurus is right about electric?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:12

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Has to be. But I can’t think of any RWD electric cars.

Edit: i3


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/10/2016 at 15:14

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5 and 1


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 15:17

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I asked if they were Flavien Vidal with the rotary NSU or 2cyl Panhard, but the NSU is German and he has more than one car so I don’t think that’s the answer.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:17

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Not electric.


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:18

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Just saw. How is this possible?

Also, Mercedes makes no gasoline 3 cylinders (they did have a diesel 3 cyl).


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:21

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Any other European 5 cylinders besides Volvo?


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:22

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And it’s not a Volvo either. Must be Fiat then, since he basically said its not British. Unless it’s actually a Morgan 3 Wheeler? Whatever it is it’s not German, Swedish, or French and has 2 cylinders.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:22

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He said 8 wheels total.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:24

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VW, but nothing RWD, so that just leaves 5 cylinder Mercedes diesels: 190D 2.5, 300D 2.5, 300D, 300SD, 300CD, 300TD. Who’s got one of them?


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:24

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Oh yeah. However the only mass production two cylinder I can think of is the Fiat TwinAir, which I'm fairly certain has no RWD applications.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 15:25

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It’s also not British because someone asked if they were counting the UK as a Euro country and burner responded that it was irrelevant.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 15:28

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of course, i’m like there wouldnt be a one cylinder


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/10/2016 at 15:34

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Oh you’re right.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/10/2016 at 15:52

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Both cars run on gasoline.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 15:52

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Audi 100? Not sure if RWD...


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:56

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I think it has to be two 3 cylinders. They’re the most mainstream


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 15:59

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They dodged the Italian question. Due to the ambiguity, I asked if it was a Lada. Asked if it was a Fiat, but no response yet.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 16:03

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One is 4 cylinders, the other is 2.

Something Mercedes with 4 cylinders appears to be one of the two cars.

Fiat Panda? 500? Trabant?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/10/2016 at 16:08

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They are an Opponaught so they could be crazy enough to have some 1 cylinder weirdomobile.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 16:13

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On the list of things one never gets tired of hearing, right near the top - “Oh you’re right”

lol


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/10/2016 at 16:21

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#marriedlife


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 16:21

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Slant6
03/10/2016 at 16:41

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He said one is a 4 cylinder.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 16:44

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Ok. 4 cylinder Mercedes then 2 cylinder Italian.

Original Fiat 500 or a variation of it, or the Italian designed Isetta.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
03/10/2016 at 16:53

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Since the German car is almost guaranteed to be a 4 cylinder, the Italian (or not Italian?) must be 2. We should verify this.

It could be something oddball like a Piaggio Porter, based on the “It can be argued that it is”, since that comes with a 2-cyl diesel. But I’m thinking something like a Fiat 500, Panda, 126, or similar (or something produced under license).


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > CalzoneGolem
03/10/2016 at 17:04

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I have an idea...


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Hoccy
03/11/2016 at 09:15

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UPDATE: It was a good one.


Kinja'd!!! . . > Hoccy
03/11/2016 at 09:19

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Indeed. Congratulations. :D


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > . .
03/11/2016 at 09:32

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You did well, lots of clever answers! Once the second car was narrowed down to a 2-cylinder RWD that could be interpreted as Italian I knew that it had to be a 126, not many on oppo with one of those.


Kinja'd!!! . . > Hoccy
03/11/2016 at 09:36

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The 126 is why I was reluctant to give up the countries of origin straight away. I knew it’d lead people straight to me within the first few questions. If I said the car was Polish then it’s too simple and straight up saying Italian would be a bit disingenuous. I also liked how the whole ‘6 cylinders between 2 RWD cars’ thing gave some people a little mindfuck. :D